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Review: Miko Realistic Love Doll

The feet of the Miko Realistic Love Doll

I was on the road for divorce and I hadn’t had sex in a while. Since we hadn’t officially filed for divorce, I didn’t want to go out and pursue sexual partners, but I craved being with someone.

At the time I was masturbating a couple of times a day and it was getting old, so I decided to look at some sex toys for men at Adam & Eve.

I was thinking about getting a “male masturbator”, which is basically a toy that is supposed to make it feel like an oral, anal, or vaginal experience.

As I browsed around, I ended up in the Sex Dolls category. I figured that could be a fun experiment to play with a life-sized doll since I wasn’t getting together with any real body in my bed.

The Sex Dolls ranged from the “Blowups Granny Love Doll” for around $30 up to the “Ultimate Fantasy Doll – Kitty” for about $3,000. I decided to go for one that wasn’t the cheapest or ridiculously most expensive and chose the “Miko Realistic Love Doll” for approximately $170.

I was excited and embarrassed to get this toy. While I craved some sort of real feeling of a woman, this felt pretty pathetic. But I got past that because I was super horny.

When Miko arrived, she was all folded up in a box and except for her head, hands, and feet, which were made of molded rubber, she was completely deflated.

The package included an air pump, so I got to it by pumping her up. Watching her 5 feet 2 inches frame fill out was weird, but also a bit of a turn-on. I was getting closer to my first non-hand sex in a long time.

In the description for the Miko Realistic Love Doll, they touted that her “vagina and backdoor are both made from soft and flexible TPR.” I still don’t know what TPR is, but I was game.

She had a head of messy brown hair and there was also some “hair” around her vagina. When the sex doll was completely blown up, it looked a little real if you took your eyes out of focus, but otherwise, it mostly had the feel of a pool floaty.

Getting on a plastic sex doll was not turning me on, so I decided to have a few beers and put some sex lube in her openings.

First up, I tried entering her mouth, but her pursed lips formed a hole that was just too small for me as much as I tried to make it work. That was pretty annoying. I couldn’t even get a couple of fingers in the mouth.

So I moved on to her other options, which were pretty hyped up…

Both entries have their own love tunnels lined with specially arranged ticklers and teasers for a special and unique experience regardless of which one you choose! Both openings are built into Miko so they won’t fall out like the removable ones in cheaper dolls.

Since I didn’t have experience with Sex Dolls, I didn’t realize that some had removable parts. I guess that’s easier for cleaning, but probably less authentic feeling.

Anyhow, I decided to try the backdoor first and it felt really good. It didn’t feel like I was with a woman, but it felt good. After I finished, I was part elated and part ashamed at my first sex in a long time being with a doll.

Cleaning her up was easy enough with sex toy cleaner and a warm, wet cloth, and soon after I was on her in the missionary position for round two. Her vagina also felt good, but I wasn’t mistaking it for being a real one. Nonetheless, I got off fairly quickly and did the clean-up routine again.

By this time I was over the self-loathing and just enjoyed cumming a couple of times.

I had fun with Miko for a few months until I finally got tired of sleeping next to a doll and then hiding her during the day, because that’s some creepy Black Mirror stuff.

My divorce was happening and I decided to put her in a black trash bag and put her out with the weekly garbage. I actually felt a little paranoid like this was some living thing, and I was relieved when she was hauled away.

Miko Realistic Love Doll

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